They page Party Guy, he pages them back with the number where's at, they let the phone ring
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'Til Party Guy picks it up and says, "Behind Burger King"
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Should they make another run? Their fake says they're 21, they're not sure they got enough, should they
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go buy more stuff?
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He says, "Forget about the stuff, they've got more than enough, they thought of everything," he says,
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"They've got more beer than he's ever seen
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And they've got girls on trampolines
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They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
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And they've got girls on trampolines"
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Quoth the Party Guy, he doesn't ever lie, it sounds like their scene, but they don't have a ride
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So they call Ride Guy who comes by and with a sigh he lets them in his ride (Okay!)
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And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive when he asks about the stuff and about the thing
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But Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy and tells Ride Guy that Party Guy said it's party-time behind Burger King,
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he says,
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"They've got more beer than he's ever seen
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And they've got girls on trampolines
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They tapped ten kegs since 9:15
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And they've got girls on trampolines"
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But Nice Guy's talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green and he pukes on Jon Fee and Ride Guy's ride
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hits a tree
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Which causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of Officer One, Officer Two and Officer Three
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And Officer One says, "Looky here, son, I hate speeding MIP's who have seeds and hit trees,"
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One and two wanted to beat 'em and kill 'em and eat 'em, but they deferred to Officer Three who said,
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"I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King
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And I hear there's girls on trampolines
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The tree looks fine and the driver's clean
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Just give them girls on trampolines"
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God bless the wisdom of Officer Three
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Just give them girls on trampolines!
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Girls On Trampolines
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Ludo |