If a man answers your phone when I call
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Ooh... there's gonna be some screamin'
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And that ain't all
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'cause if I'm here callin' you
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Then who's the who I'm talkin' to?
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Why any fool could see
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That for sure it ain't me
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So, if a man answers your phone
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Then, honey we're through!
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Now... everything between us used to be fine
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Till I became a third party
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Where there ain't no party line
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Ya hear me talkin'...
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Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
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Ooh... and there better be a soprano
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On the other end
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'cause if the voice is baritone
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When you told me you'd be home alone.
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Well... then I'm wastin' my time
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A-not to mention my dime
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So, if a man answers your phone
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Then, honey I'm gone!
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Now... everything between us used to be fine
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Till I became a third party
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Where there ain't no party line
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Ya hear me talkin'...
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Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
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Ooooh... and there better be a soprano
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On the other end
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'cause if the voice is baritone
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When you told me you'd be home alone.
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Well... I'm wastin' my time
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Not to mention my dime
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So, if a man answers your phone
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Then, honey I'm gone!
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If A Man Answers
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Bobby Darin |