I like apple pie
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And you like banoffee
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We both love shopping for furniture
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And meeting for coffee
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We pretend we're into art galleries
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'Cause it makes us feel clever
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We're both in our element when we're on our knees
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Whatever the weather
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I could be your fag hag
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And you could be my gay
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I'll never make you feel sad
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When you come out to play
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I could be your fag hag
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And you could be my gay
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I'll never make you feel sad
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When you come out to play
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We don't give a fuck
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What people are thinking
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I know you'll always look out for me
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When we go out drinking
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I can ask you things I can't ask anyone
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And you'll give me direction
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Apart from me, you're the only other person I know
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Who reads the travel section
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I could be your fag hag
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And you could be my gay
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I'll never make you feel sad
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When you come out to play
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I could be your fag hag
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And you could be my gay
|
I'll never make you feel sad
|
When you come out to play
|
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I could be your fag hag
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And you could be my gay
|
I'll never make you feel sad
|
When you come out to play
|
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I could be your fag hag
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And you could be my gay
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I'll never make you feel sad
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When you come out to play
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Fag Hag
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Lily Allen |