Dear Diary,
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I was standing in a bus stop today and they must have known I wanted to be
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a model, so I'm gonna call them tomorrow. Won't be long before I'm in all
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the big rock videos. The most incredible thing happened to me in Odella last
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weekend; that's why I'm writing. You see, I met this guy...
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Hey, wow
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Wow, what's going on up there?
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Did you have dinner yet?
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Who wants dinner when you can get a goddamn good dick up your ass?
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[laughs]
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Oh, I need you girl
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Huh?
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I need you girl
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You need me, boy?
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Yeah....yeah, I need you too
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Huh?
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I need you too, baby
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Dear Diary,
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I can't write a lot; Johnnie's in the bathroom. I met him in Shasta tonight
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and he's just incredible. He's got this long, straight, black hair and he
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wears all this silver jewelry, velvet pants, black boots, etc.
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I love your big muscles
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It's a lickable pussy
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Hi baby, how you doin?
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Well, all y'all want some pussy?
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Well, all y'all grab on the Soul Train line and get it
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...guitarist for the Black Band Babies and we went in a doghouse...
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Johnnie's In The Bathroom
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Hole |