I bought no gift this year
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And I slept with your sister.
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I know I should have thought twice
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Before I kissed her.
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But with the year we had last
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And the dress that she wore,
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I just went along for the ride
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And I came back for more.
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And I'm sorry baby.
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That's all ok honey 'cause see,
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I bought no treat this year
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And I slept with your brother.
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I wrecked your daddy's car
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And went down on your mother.
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I set your record collection on fire
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And said I never knew.
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Felt kinda bad about that
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And I know you did too.
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So whatever you say
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It's all fine by me.
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Who the fuck anyway
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wants a Christmas tree?
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'Cause the snow keeps on falling
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Even though we were bad.
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It'll cover the filth
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We should both just be glad.
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And spend, spend, spend
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This Christ-Christmas together.
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I married you last year
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Bet you thought I was sober, right?
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But I was drunk as a skunk, yeah
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And I made a mistake.
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This could all have been over.
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Oh honey, please don't
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Excuse you behavior.
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'Cause I hired a hitman
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And changed your will.
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It's now all in my favor.
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So whatever you say
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It's all fine by me.
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Who the fuck anyway
|
wants a Christmas tree?
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'Cause the snow keeps on falling
|
Even though we were bad.
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It'll cover the filth
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We should both just be glad.
|
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And spend, spend, spend
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This Christ-Christmas together. (x4)
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Holding on
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Without any reason.
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'Cause something strong
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This holiday season.
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So whatever you say
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It's all fine by me.
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And who the fuck anyway
|
wants a Christmas tree?
|
'Cause the snow keeps on falling
|
Even though we were bad.
|
It'll cover the filth
|
We should both just be glad.
|
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And spend, spend, spend
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This Christ-Christmas together. (x4)
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A Christmas Duel
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| The Hives |
