Attention, Attention
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This is an EO-service announcement (*1)
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All of the dirty words since reports and persons in this song
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Do not mirror historic or true-based facts.
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If it still, unexpected, shocks you
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Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what then!
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I was sitting in a sauna, y’know
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Such a hot spot
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Where you get in naked and al, and where it’s hot and al,
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Is there an Easter Bunny coming in, y’know,
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With those big ears, y’know
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He spreaded his legs and says to me:
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“You’ve got a nice ribbon around your nuts”
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I say: “What?”
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He says: “You’ve got a nice ribbon around your nuts”
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I say: “I don’t have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!”
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He says: “Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you want t see my nuts?”
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I say: “I don’t want to see your nuts dude!”
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I got pretty sick of that animal, dude
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I thought, get the fuck out of here
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I’m walking out,
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I see the thermostat and think: ‘hehehehe’
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THEY’RE MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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“But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist, does it?”
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“You must shut the fuck up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
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If you open your fucking mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
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And don’t ask those stupid questions, allright?”
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Right, nice, an evening in the sauna
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So after that I went to the snack bar, y’know, eat a bit
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I was standing in the queue, y’know, and felt something on my back
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I turned around and thought:
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“Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT’S THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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Oh shit, oh no, don’t cry”
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He says to me, he says:
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“Oh, do you want to see my nuts?”
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“Mmmmm… YES!!! I WANT TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!!
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COME HERE WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!”
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I pulled off his scrotum
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And his nuts were falling all over the floor
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It was like: *poing, poing, poing poing*
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I scream: “I’m sick of you, fucking animal!”
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I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that boiling grease-cup
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Kssssss, right, nice and clean.
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(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too…)
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(*1 EO is an extremely conservative Dutch TV-channel)
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They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!
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| Heideroosjes |
