I can still remember, the first time I met you,
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on that one warm summer's night
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In the romance chat room,
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when I saw your profile, it was love at first sight
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Your first instant message made me nervous,
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and giddy, and tingle, and stuff
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I had hoped that you'd never,
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ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, have to sign off
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(but now I'm) http://www.dumped.com
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http://www.dumped.com
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I can still remember, a few weeks later, when you asked me to come
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into that chat room for two
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I wasn't sure, I wanted to, take the next step, but then you
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Helped me to relax, and more then that, you took my cyber virginity
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All night long we made fifty six six kilobytes per second love passionately
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(but now I'm) http://www.dumped.com
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http://www.dumped.com
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But then you didn't LOL anymore
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You didn't BRB for more
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And every time talked
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You always seemed to get, disconnected (yeah right)
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http://www.dumped.com
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http://www.dumped.com
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I can still remember, when I got your e-mail,
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subject I'm seeing another guy
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You said he was six foot two,
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two hundred twenty five pounds, but his profiles probably a lie
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All night long I cried and wept, it hurt like a deep cut
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I hope he gives you some type of horrible virus you cyber slut
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I'm going to fill all of your inboxes with spam
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I'm going to disable your norton virus scan
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You're going to live to regret this for many years
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because you messed with an engineer
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http://www.dumped.com
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http://www.dumped.com (everybody)
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http://www.dumped.com
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http://www.dumped.com
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http://www.dumped.com
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I Voted For Kodos |