I've found a new beauty secret for my Rod
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It feels so good when I rub it all over ..Todd!
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So soft and silky with the most beautiful sheen
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It came in a box labeled,
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Not Penis Cream!
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Not Penis Cream!
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Saw it on TV and I ordered on the phone
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Three to five days rush delivered to my home
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Then in my mailman's eye I saw a knowing glean
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He handed me a box labeled,
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Not Penis Cream!
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Not Penis Cream!
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It could be almost anything
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Cds or girly magazines
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A baseball glove or a year's supply of Spam
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But one thing's for sure, yeah yeah
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It's Not Penis Cream!
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Not Penis Cream!
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It's Not Penis Cream!
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Not Penis Cream!
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Not Penis Cream
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| I Voted For Kodos |
