(Ian Hunter/Darrel Bath/Honest John Plain)
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(Transcribed by Adrian Perkins; corrections by Colin Ford)
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Bimbo, flirts, sluts in skirts - muscles brightly glisten
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Conversation's full of filth - let's all have a listen
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Oh dear oh dear we live in fear
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Media bulbs a poppin'
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If you're bent, they're on your scent
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There can be no stoppin'
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Peroxide blondes, vagabonds, into 'eavy metal
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Your hair looks like its been done by a dyke with a score to settle
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Mud needs raking, photos taken of your murky past
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Haunts you, taunts you, love it don't you
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Hey hey the gang's all here
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Pimps 'n' pervs, straights 'n' queers
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Enquiring minds want to sneer at the skeletons in your closet
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Sunday morning in the park,
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Down the pub or in the bath
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We'll all have a good old laugh
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At the skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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It's bloody marvellous - innit?
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It's bloody marvellous - innit?
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Juicy bits, saucy snips, there's gold in them there gutters
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Blue rinse mob on the job, curtains all a-flutter
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It's cheapo culture, bleeding ulcers, burnt out by the score
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Lurid tales never fails to shock you to the core
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Kinky boots 'n' rubbber suits,
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It's all going on next door!
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Caught you, taught you, love it don't you
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If you've had your face re-done
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If you spank your girlfriend's bum
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We can all join in the fun
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At the skeletons in your closet
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What's the world coming to?
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Ain't we got nothin' better to do?
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To spend all day sifting through
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The skeletons in your closet
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Hey hey the gang's all here
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Pimps 'n' pervs, straights 'n' queers
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Enquiring minds want to sneer
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At the skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet
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Skeletons (In Your Closet)
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Ian Hunter |