We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:
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America is now under martial law.
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All constitutional rights have been suspended.
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Stay in your homes.
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Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys.
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Shut up.
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Do not attempt to think or depression may occur.
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Stay in your homes.
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Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work.
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Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew
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will be shot.
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Remain calm, do not panic.
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Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in
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the morning.
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Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine examples will be
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shot.
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Stay in your homes, remain calm.
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The number one enemy of progress is questions.
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National security is more important than individual will.
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All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal.
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No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission.
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Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor.
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Shut up, be happy.
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Obey all orders without question.
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The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory.
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Be happy.
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At last everything is done for you.
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Shut Up, Be Happy (featuring Jello Biafra)
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| Ice-T |
