Her hair it always looks a mess
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She could be under stress miss teazyweezy
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Why do i let her get my goat
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It gives her time to gloat miss teazyweezy
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She declares war on everyone
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Be careful with your tongue miss teazyweezy
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You could call it civil defence
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She's probably too tense miss teazyweezy
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Oh miss teazyweezy see what you have done
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Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun
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Her hair's a state declaring war
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And life's a dreadful bore for teazyweezy
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South africans can rock her jeep
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By trying to be deep with teazyweezy
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With scissors ready in her hands
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Nobody stands a chance she's so bloodthirsty
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With duelling like you've never seen
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I call her african queen she'll do her worsty
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Oh miss teazyweezy see what have you done
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Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun
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Miss Teazyweezy
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Hugh Cornwell |