My name is, my name is
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My name is, Charles II!
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I love the people
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And the people love me
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So much that they restored
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The English monarchy!
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I'm part Scottish, French, Italian
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A little bit Dane
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But one hundred percent party animal
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Champagne?
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Spaniels I adored
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Named after me too
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Like me, they were fun
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With a nutty hair do!
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Is today my birthday?
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I can't recall
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Let's have a party anyway
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Because I love a masked ball!
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All hail, the king!
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Of bling! Let's sing!
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Bells ring! Ding ding!
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I'm the king who brought back partying!
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King Charles, my daddy
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Lost his throne
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And kings were banned
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They chopped off his head
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Then Olly Cromwell ruled the land
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Old Olly wasn't jolly
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He was glum, and he was proud
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Would be miserable as sin
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Only sinning's not allowed!
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When Olly died, the people said
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'Charlie, me hearty!
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Get rid of his dull laws
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Come back, we'd rather party! '
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This action's what they called
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The monarchy restoration
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Which naturally was followed
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By a huge celebration!
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The King of Eng! (Land say! )
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No sin! Too sing! (Okay! )
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Or anything!
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All say, I'm the king who brought back partying!
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Great London Fire was a whopper!
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In my reign, London city came a-cropper!
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So this king did what was right and proper
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Fought the fire, proved I'm more than a bopper
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I'm a fire stopper!
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Married Catherine Braganza
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She was a love so true
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There would never be another
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Well... maybe one or two!
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Lucy Walter, Nell Gwynne
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Moll Davies, Barbara Villiers
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You think that's bad
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But her name's not as silly as...
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Hortense Mancini!
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As king, I must admit
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I broke the wedding rules
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But who cares when I brought back
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The crown jewels?
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I reinstated Christmas
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Make up, sports and even plays
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I was the merry monarch
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They were good old days!
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When said and done!
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King Charles did run!
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England for fun!
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I was the king loved by everyone
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My song is done!
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Party anyone?
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Charles II
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