When I was a boy, tender and mild
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I had an (???) a powerful smile
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Worked like a savage beneath the Christmas tree
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Hunting my prey
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Presents meant for me
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Presents meant for me
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(???)
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You hear me and my crying
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Searching all the stockings for a special surprise
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(???)
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Can you hear my desire
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(???) and the monster made of fire
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Begging for the (???) never came
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(???)
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You work and work, you work so much it brings me to tears
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Taking presents from (???) to help you see clear
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One, two, three, four
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Five golden rings
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Four pulsing boners
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Three wet vaginas
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Two jiggling boobs
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And a partridge in a butthole
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...Presents, chocolate
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The gifts he gave weren't on any lists
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But still they filled me full of glee
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Then he took off in a flash
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In his leather vest on a sixty ??? Harley
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I've waited my whole life to say
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"Thank you, Santa"
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I've waited my whole life to say
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"Thank you, Santa"
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I've waited my whole life to say
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"Thank you, Santa"
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I've waited my whole life to say
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"Thank you, Santa Claus"
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A Partridge
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Horse The Band |