I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight
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And our only aim in life is to fight
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I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight
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We fight by day, and when it's not so bright
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We're not so bright!
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We like to beat, and chop and stab our wicked enemy
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But all the time we try to stick to rules of chivalry
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Rule one, we have to do brave deeds for some great lady fair
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I'd write poems, I would joust, well I would fight a bear
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(Well, maybe a teddy bear. Oh, I can't! )
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I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight
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And our only aim in life is to fight
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I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight
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We charge ahead, but never left or right
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We're never right!
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Rule two, we have to practise in the noble art of war
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Battle for our king and country, that's what knights are for
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And if there is no war to fight, a-hunting we will go
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We hunt for deer and rabbits too, so long as they are slow
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(Otherwise we can't catch them! )
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I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight
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And our only aim in life is to fight
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I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight
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We are fighters and our armour's always tight
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And these swords aren't light!
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Rule three, in war we aim to capture other knights alive
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Their families pay us lots of dosh so long as they survive
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We act like gentlemen, and only fight with other gents
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A real knight, he would never fight against peasants!
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(Anyway, peasants pong! Eurgh! )
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I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight
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And our only aim in life is to fight
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I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight
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When we ride to war we're such a splendid sight
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We are a sight!
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