Wiped out down the stairs
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I'll bet you there's a song in there
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I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down
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That guy should be me
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I'd look much better on t.v.
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Then the world would see
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That I can do anything
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I can be that
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But soon you'll see that
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I will never do anything
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Let's play tic tac toe
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I'll play X, you can be the O.
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Thoughts of turning pro
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Have crossed my mind
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I could make a mint
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Fill my pockets with more than lint
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I'll give you a hint
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It involves the "internet"
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I can be that
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But soon you'll see that
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I will never do anything
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I can be that
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But soon you'll see that
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I will never do anything
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Don't write me off as an also ran
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Just mark me down as an angry man
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Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
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How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
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Life passed me by, but it's not my fault
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I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
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I can be that, but soon you'll see that
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I will never do anything
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If I were the king
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All my subjects they would dance and sing
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They could kiss my ring
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And kiss my ass
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When I'm old and grey
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I'll look back on my life and say
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"Give me one more day,
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And I'll still never do anything."
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I can be that
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but soon you'll see that
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I will never do anything
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I can be that
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But soon you'll see that
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I will never do anything
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I can be that
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But soon you'll see that
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I will never do anything
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I can be that
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But soon you'll see that
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I will never do anything
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Never Do Anything
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Barenaked Ladies |