The credits roll, the camera pans
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And in the mist our hero stands
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He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer
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An awkward pause, then what's my line?
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There's nothing left to say this time
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And what would you say to a bad guy who's not there?
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In terms of Roman numberals,
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He's IV league with Roman Polanski
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He'd win an Oscar every time if he was only given the chance
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He started on the Broadway stage
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A product of another age,
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An offer and a pilot drew him west
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The series bombed, commercials came
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And though nobody knew his name
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They all recognized the potential he possessed
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Deodorants and dental floss
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And how much does that new car cost
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His acting was methodical in You Don't Need A Medical
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He's branded like a racing car,
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He's like a movie star with movies
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The week of Independence Day,
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The casting agent called to say
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Your smile could save our movie and the world
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Buy buy buy buy
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Sell sell sell
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How well you learn
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To not discern
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Who's foe and who is friend
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We'll own them all in the end
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It goes like this, we have no choice; the minarets,
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The wailing voice
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And vaguely Celtic music fills the air
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We choose a foreigner to hate,
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The new Iraq gets more irate
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We really know nothing about them, and no one cares
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Aladdin and the forty thieves
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Enhanced by brand new special effects
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Saddam and his cow disease spiced up
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With some gratuitous sex
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A movie's made, a war is won
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A low-speed chase, a smoking gun
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Distracts us while the actor takes the stand
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Buy buy buy buy
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Sell sell sell
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How well you learn
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To not discern
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Who's foe and who is friend
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We'll own them all in the end
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Sell Sell Sell
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