He He He
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Oh shit he¡¯s here
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Hi
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Hi ya doing
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Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
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Yeah sure is come on in
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Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that¡¯s the couch eh
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Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
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That¡¯s pretty fuckin nice I haven¡¯t seen Whoa, you all right there?
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Excuse me real apolstry
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I ain¡¯t seen nothin like that since shit, like back in the
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Mother Fucker
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You want my couch
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You mother fucker
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I need your muther fuckin brain
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You can¡¯t have my couch
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What da the fuck you thinking
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Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table
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I was never popular this I¡¯ll admit fuck school
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School never liked me cool
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All the kids would always beat me till I¡¯m half dead
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Make fun of the size of my forehead
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But that shit never bothered me
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See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
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They had a science lab in the basement
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And that¡¯s where my free time
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Well were my time was spent
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I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
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Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead
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I made a lot of things though
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Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah
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But im still lonely I need a homie
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So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
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I could have made me a girlie friend
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But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah
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You can call me mad professor
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I will make a friend for me
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You can call me mad professor
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We will rule eternity
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So this is like where you live
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That¡¯s right why you don¡¯t like it
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I mean oh my god it¡¯s dirty
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Do you like?
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Hehe Shut up bitch
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Give me your tippie toes
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I used some many body parts it was crazy
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I killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80
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They all chipped in on my special friend
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Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
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I hear the other children outside
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Keep it down you little bitches I¡¯ll skin your fuckin hide
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Trunks full this parts wack
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Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
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Shit fuck I¡¯m sawing of an elbow
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Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low
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Or better yet look out the fuckin window
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I see a storm comin it¡¯s all most time to roll
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Screw the head on come on come
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It¡¯s the dugish rugish bone
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OK it¡¯s time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
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Fuck shit didn¡¯t work
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You can call me mad professor
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I will make a friend for me
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You can call me mad professor
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We will rule eternity
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Hey
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Hey you call for a wrecker
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Sure did come on in
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I got the truck ready out side I¡¯m gonna go ahead
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Oh muther fucko what you¡¯d hit me
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With a fuckin frying pan or somethin
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What the fuck,
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You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts
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Come here
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I¡¯m gonna fuck you up
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Get back here
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He¡¯s trying to kill me
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It wasn¡¯t always easy let me tell ya
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But fuck that uhh cause I ain¡¯t no failure
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I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute
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You here that
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Yeah
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It¡¯s alive I just gotta wake it up
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Hand me that rock and rye
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Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause
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I ain¡¯t cleaning his draws man fuck that
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Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
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Paint his ugly face up almost like mine
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I see him twitching, I¡¯m on a roll
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He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
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Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
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And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
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Did it work you make the call?
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Shaggy?
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What up Y¡¯all?
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You can call me mad professor
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I will make a friend for me
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You can call me mad professor
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We will rule eternity (3x)
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Mad Professer
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ICP (Insane Clown Posse) |