I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
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I'm trying to lure evil into my world
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I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve
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Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself
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Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer
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Hoping that they show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
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Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade
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Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
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The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
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In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!
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Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
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Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
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"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first
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Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
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Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
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Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding
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I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
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Ain't no lesson to learn from this
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There's nothing Imma earn
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But it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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I said it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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And it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
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Ain't no lesson to learn from this
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There's nothing Imma earn
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But it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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I said it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
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Cuz people out there, think they don't deserve this
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Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking
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Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
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I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
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While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance
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I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
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"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
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Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
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"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
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And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor
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Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker
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"Come in, have a seat," and then I stroll in
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With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his (colon?)
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I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
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Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody
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[Pedo]
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Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-
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[Violent J]
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Zip it!
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[Pedo]
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Wait, please! I've got money, we can-
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[Violent J]
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Shut it, fucker!
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[Pedo]
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Please we can work this out!
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[Violent J]
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Silence, I said!
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Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
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Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head
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Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
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Now what y'all talking about!?
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I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
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Ain't no lesson to learn from this
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There's nothing Imma earn
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But it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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I said it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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And it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
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Ain't no lesson to learn from this
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There's nothing Imma earn
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But it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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I said it sure is fun
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(To catch a predator)
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What's in the bag?
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Funyuns and condoms
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Why did you bring condoms?
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I didn't mean to!
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The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
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What the fuck am I thinking?
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I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes
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Cuz it ease my mind
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Some of them are dead, and some are still living
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But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
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I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun
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They can't run, so they both mad fun
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I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
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I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well
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I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there!"
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But I left a head sitting on the living room chair
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He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
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We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face
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I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
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Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck
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[J and Predator fight and the Predator keeps screaming for help while J tries to make him be quiet]
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A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
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He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
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Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman
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But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again
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