"A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very old
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orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much
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of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet
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they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.
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No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die."
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Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker
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Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills
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I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja
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Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
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So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
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I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
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Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
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Cuz I remember these kids from the playground
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Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
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But then we grew up and everybody turned away
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And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J"
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Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older
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As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh
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What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
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You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board
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I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle
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First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle
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Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture
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Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
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Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
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Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)
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After I was killing all the yuppie fucks
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All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
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And I would walk home feeling like a samurai
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I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry
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I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
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He tried to hit her again but that shit stops
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I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
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I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
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I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass
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Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?"
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I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
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When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together
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Now get the fuck out my house, never come back
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I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)
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I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya"
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Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
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Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
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Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)
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If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
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But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent
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I flip french fries for two twenty-five
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Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin forty-five
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But he think he the shit cuz he the boss
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I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
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I walk in, about 5 minutes late
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Cuz I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
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Screaming at me, sweatin over this place
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Mad cuz I'm late, he's no better than me
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Just another bitch working for next to free
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I thought about taking my ninja steel
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And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill
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But he's too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch
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And I don't even need to be a ninja
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Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
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Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(7x)
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Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah
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FUCK THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!!!
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What's the hell's a ninja?
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