I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
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He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental christianity."
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The food was very nice.
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But then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my ass with the check.
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"Show me a hero and i?l write you a tragedy,"
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(Go near an open window and that?l be the end of me).
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I bowed before the avatar.
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He said, "the problem? clear to me: you never got over morrissey."
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I said "well, right you are!"
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"It? so much harder to be underfed than under-understood," he said.
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I went to see KIP WINGER!
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He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, c?on, not hardly."
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He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).
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He said, "The metal scene is a disgrace, but i ain? got no dog in that race!"
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Don? despair, your mother loves you.
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Don? be proud because she has to.
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Don? despair, your mother loves you.
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Don? be proud, she gotta.
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Meetings With Remarkable Men (Show Me The Hero)
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Harvey Danger |