Well I met this guy sometime last May
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I heard he was hung and a machine gun lay
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But I musta been drunk, I musta been busy
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Musta been watchin' tapes of old MacGuyver or Richard Bey
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IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THIS MATRIMONY
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YOU BETTER BAG THE BAD TUX AND JUST RIDE MY PONY
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AND ALL YOU BAD FUCKS OUT THERE DON'T YOU TRY TO BONE ME
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I ONLY WANTED A PIECE OF THAT FRIED BALONEY-ONEY
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FIRST I DID SOME JUMPING JACKS AND I SAW IT IN HIS PANTS
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HE SAID "DAMN I LIKE YOUR RACK--I MEAN, YOU CAN REALLY DANCE!!!!"
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BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE RUNNING MAN I THOUGHT THAT HE MIGHT BE GETTING SOFT
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THEN HE PICKED UP THE PHONE AND SAID "HEY! THE WEDDING'S OFF!!!"
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And so that guy I had just met last May
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He saw my cameltoe then canceled his wedding day
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In a leotard made of the finest gold lame
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At his bachelor party guess who popped right outta the cake?
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Stop The Wedding
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| Gravy Train!!!! |
