Ahhh...sweet youth
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The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
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Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
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Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed
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and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
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And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
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Let's go hit the
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Nitro-burning funny bong
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Just one hit, your life goes wrong
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Nitro-burning funny bong
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Another stupid stoner song
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Fat and lame
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The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
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By a bong, and a schlong
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Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
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My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
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Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
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A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
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My manager's gonna be pissed
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Let's go hit the
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Nitro-burning funny bong
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Just one hit, your life goes wrong
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Nitro-burning funny bong
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Another stupid stoner song
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Oh, can you take it
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Yeah, do a monster
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Oh, can you deal with it?
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We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
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Now I'm old
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Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
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In the twilight of my years I am still a drug addict
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I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
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Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong
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I live like a king but you know that I act like a faggot
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Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
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High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
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My glorious destiny it turned to shit
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Can I get another hit?
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From the
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Nitro-burning funny bong
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Just one hit, your life goes wrong
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Nitro-burning funny bong
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Another stupid stoner song
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Oh, can you take it
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Yeah, do a monster
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Oh, can you deal with it?
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We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
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Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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GWAR |