I was feelin' depressed I was feelin real low down
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I felt so bad I could not get my butt up off the grounds
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I was mopin' around the house I was bumpin' into walls
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I was cryin' at the Andy Griffith show and I was snappin' and the dog
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I was startin' to fear for my sanity
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I could not find my ego with both hands
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So I decided professional help was the only hope for me
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So I called up this number which I'd gotten of T.V.
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They said "Are you havin' marital problems Are you emotionally impaired
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Are you sure you're bein' followed or Are you just scared of bein' scared?
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Well if so you better come on in have a little talk with the doc"
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So I did
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I said doctor good doctor I got trouble on my mind
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Listen to me doc I don't have too much time
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I got a feelin' down inside me and it will not go away
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You know it hangs on and bangs on my soul every day
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Doctor good doctor I'm grabbin' at loose ends
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And I haven't felt like I used to since I don't know when
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Yesterday go past me today is all the same
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And tomorrow really scares me I just can't play the game
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He said quit whinin'
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He said straighten up and fly right
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He said life is not a piece of cake
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He wanted to know if my insurance was paid up
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Well I'm O.K. You're O.K. if the check's O.K.
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Second best hundred dollars I ever spent
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Doctor Good Doctor
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Guy Clark |