Long ago just you and me
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But you traded up to eat eat eat
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Packing on those Kilograms
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Aren't Kilograms just like pounds?
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That keester is sure filling out
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You could use a walk about!
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I'd like to tell you tastefully
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Your ass is an enormity
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Freaky hanas' get me off
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But how can I, Jack off
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Did you know that you wears
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Size 16 underwears
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You joined a gym
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And that rhymes with slim
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Bulimia at your own pace
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It must be an acquired taste
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Well I could tell you tastefully
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Your ass is an enormity
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(That's big, that's a big ass)
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Newport girls act with haste
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Tie that sweatshirt 'round your waist
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I'd like to tell you tastefully
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Your ass is an enormity!
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In Newport beach you have the class
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and money stuffed way up your ass
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I think that I will have to pass
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Tie that sweatshirt 'round your god damned fat ass!
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"Mark" The Cubby Chaser/Newport Sweater Fat
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GutterMouth |