now that alterna-rocks officially dead
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and all the white kids dress just like emenem
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i member michael on his victory tour
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back then he was black but now im not... sure
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punk rock was cool
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yea i remember it then
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but it could never ever happen again (the real stuff)
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that bizcuit band man they sure went limp
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just like the wrist of my cousin skip
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(chorus)
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some people come here to take a crap
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but i come here to leave one
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if the sky turns blue
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ill paint it black
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cuz i cuz i cuz i
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i don't need...
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its ironic haven't heard from the spoon man
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alices chain she was squashed by a pumpkin
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making room for the next faux mohican
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that topics hot im looking great for the weekend
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(repeat chorus)
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i remember it then (x3)
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like back in nineteen seven two
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all the hippies sniffin glue
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now their back
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its a fact
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british invasion from the beatles
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and their corny mop top hairdos
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are back
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emos back
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that guys jeans are low and tight
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and his face is pasty white
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dressed in black
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nice butt crack
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see that trendy hipster dude
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with his trucker hat askew hes so wack (whatever that means)
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(repeat chorus)
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guitar...
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(guitar)
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The Next Faux Mohican
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