he's so tall
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he's so slim
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with that shit-eating grin
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how can i trust him
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hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat
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why should i vote for him
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it sucks
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big bucks
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americas conditioned
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with pride they hide
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their real ambition
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(chorus)
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let me retort on the two party system
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which one will you endure
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when you cast a vote in a two party system
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that's when you lose for sure
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hi ho hi ho its off to work i go
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then off to lynyrd skynyrd
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they smoke so much dope but then tell me to rock the vote
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i'd rather be a retard
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Ambushed
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I'm to bushed to explore an alternative
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they say
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there's no way
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it'll change the way that i live
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(repeat chorus)
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go choke your chicken
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this two party system
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that's when you lose for sure
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i'll go choke my chicken
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it sounds finger lickin
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but it smells like manure
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(oh's and ah's)
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up to the mountains
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in a cave i'll never vote or even shave
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i'll was my hands of all this
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cause ignorance is bliss
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right on the floor i'll take a piss
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while you endure political abyss
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Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready)
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