On a tuesday afternoon
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My mom came into my room
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and said get the fuck up outta' bed
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and get a god damned job
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so I told her hey hey fuck you mom
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and I threw the phone at her head
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but I missed and hit her in the SNATCH so I
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slammed the door in her face
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don't ever barge in my room
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or I'll kick your ass and call the cops
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And tell them I'm abused
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and you'll wind up in jail
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while I snowboard in vail
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no one to post your bail
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cauz' daddy loves me more
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he says that your a
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you're worthless you're lazy you're stupid
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a little overweight
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Now give me 20 bucks
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mommy you're so
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worthless you're lazy you're stupid
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a little overweight
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now give me 20 bucks
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no make it 50 bucks
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Now mom writes me letters
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I write return to sender
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Let her rot in her cell
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I watch the dogs mate on her bed
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sorry mom, I had to pawn
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the china, silver and all your jewelry
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I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes
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like you
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you're lazy you're stupid
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a little overweight
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Now give me 20 bucks
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mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid
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a little overweight
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now give me 20 bucks
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no make it 50 bucks
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no make it 60 bucks
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make it 75
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why dont you just give me your whole god damn purse
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I hope your having fun rotting in jail
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mabye I'll come visit you
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Nah!
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Enjoy your stretch in jail
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Lipstick
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GutterMouth |