I've had my pet
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Since I was nine years old
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I loved him and fed him
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But one day he attacked
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I knew he didn't love me back
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So I grabbed him like a football
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And punted fifty yards
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Now I hate pets
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Take yourself to the vet
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Now I hate pets
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Dolphins trapped in little nets
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Now I hate pets
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You little fucking
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Screaming shit-bag
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I should of let your mother
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Eat you, little fucker
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So I got a little birdy
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And I trained it everyday
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He knew 1000 words
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But then he flew away
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But then I got him back
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The fucker wouldn't shut his trap
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So I took him to the bathroom
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And rubbed his beak in shit
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Now I hate pets
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Spotted owls in their nests
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Now I hate pets
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Bagged a deer and made a vest
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Now I hate pets
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Birds and bees and bears and bison
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Pigs and parrots and pandas
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I fucking hate them all!!!
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I was walking through the park
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When a snake peered from his hole
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A perfect opportunity
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To take the bastard home
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I chopped his fucking head off
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With my handy garden hoe
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And made a lovely hat-band
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For my redneck cousin Bo, heee-haaw!
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Now I hate pets
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10,000 volts to the chest
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Now I hate pets
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Fed my cat some cigarettes
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Now I hate pets
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You little fucking
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Screaming shit-bag
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bastard
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Fuck you, you
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Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!
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Jamie's Petting Zoo
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| GutterMouth |
