Fat as I am.
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Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
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I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
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How is it that I'm fat as I am?
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Fat as I am.
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The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
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This is the way they say Godzilla began.
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How did I get as fat as I am?
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"Try it again."
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All of my friends say I should diet again;
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That all my fans are gonna riot again.
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"Look what happened to Liz."
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All of my sins
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are not as numerous as... all of my chins!
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I could audition for the doublemint twins.
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No one in the biz is as fat as I is.
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Ah, but what's a career
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when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
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They could park a DC10 on my rear.
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God knows I got the gas!
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There goes the chair.
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But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!
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I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
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Ah, you don't give a damn
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when you're fat as I am!
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Fat As I Am
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| Bette Midler |
