Girls are a thing that have always mystified me
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One thing I'll never understand
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There's more of those girls than us boys
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But they never seem to be at hand
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Well, I decided I was gonna be a real lady killer
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I was gonna get more than my share
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So I went out hunting and soon found out
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It's safer hunting grizzly bear.
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So much for the lady killer
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You never could
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So much for the lady killer
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You just ain't no good.
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Let me tell you 'bout number one
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She sure was fun
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I met her at a dance it was my first romance,
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I was a lucky son of a gun
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We danced for a while then she flashed a smile
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So I said let's take a walk outside
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She said I don't think I'd better, here comes my fella
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He had shoulders four feet wide.
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So much for the lady killer
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You haven't got a clue
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So much for the lady killer
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The ladies are killing you.
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Well I was getting frustrated
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Sweet sixteen and never been kissed
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I got infuriated (down down)
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Not even one girl on my telephone list.
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So I went to Amsterdam and wham bam
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I was caught out in the rain
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I ran into a restaurant
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My legs were crossed with the pain
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I asked a waitress where the mens room was
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But she didn't understand
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So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face
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I ended up on the witness stand.
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So much for the lady killer
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So juvenile
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So much for the lady killer
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You ain't got no style.
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Well I was getting frustrated
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Sweet sixteen and never been kissed
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I got infuriated (down down)
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Not even one girl on my telephone list.
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So I went along to the doctor
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I said, doctor is there something wrong with me?
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He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough
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Not as far as I can see
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Oooh you're trying too hard, sit down and relax
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I'll tell you what you gotta do
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Thre ain't no sense in running after them
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Well turn around and let them run after you.
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So much for the lady killer
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It wasn't meant to be
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So much for the lady killer
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You'd better run off to sea
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There you can be a maneater, maneater
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Queen bee baby
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Queen bee baby.
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Lady Killer
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John Entwistle |