In the supermarket there is music while you work
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It drives you crazy, sends you screaming for the door
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Work there for a year or two and you can't get to like it
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I don't work in supermarkets anymore
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It's so easy, it's so easy
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Grab can, lift arm, stack can, turn around
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It's so easy, it's so easy
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Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
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Do the instant mash, make an instant smash
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Doin' the instant mash
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In the Discorama there's a DJ tries to charm ya
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They got flashin' lights to dance to if you're shy
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Red for treble, green for bass, they're wired in sequence round the place
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You wait till ten, then try take off your tie
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It's so easy, it's so easy
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Lift hand, flick wrist, drop hand, turn around
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It's so easy, it's so easy
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Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
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Do the instant mash, make some instant cash
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Doin' the instant mash
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In the cinema tonight they sit and watch the robots fight
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The human beings don't have much to say
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Robots making lots of cash and all they eat is instant mash
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Oh wouldn't you just love to be that way?
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It's so easy, it's so easy
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Heat it, beat it, eat it, turn around
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It's so easy, it's so easy
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Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
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Do the instant mash, make an instant smash
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Doin' the instant mash
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(Do The) Instant Mash
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Joe Jackson |