She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
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Like a broken field runner slipping through the line
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He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife
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Says don't wait up for me I'll be working late tonight
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Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears
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Calls her sister up and cries get over here
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Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while
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Boyfriend wants a beer the store is just a mile
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He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute
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His car drives away with teenagers in it
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The driver tells his buddies got one life to live
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They scream into the night let's get it over with
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Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense
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When you're spinning round things come undone
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Welcome to earth third rock from the sun
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The kid guns the gas car starts to swerve heads for the semi truck jumps the curb
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Truck hits the big boy in Schoney's parking lot
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Who flies through the air takes out the bank clock
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Clock strikes a light pole transformer sparks lines go down the town goes dark
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Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
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Cops ring up the mayor say there's panic in the streets
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We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief
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Mayor says use your head if he ain't in his car
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He's hiding from his wife down at Smokey's bar
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Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense
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When you're spinning round things come undone
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Welcome to earth third rock from the sun
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Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense
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When you're spinning round things come undone
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Welcome to earth third rock from the sun
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Welcome to earth third rock from the sun
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Welcome to earth third rock from the sun
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Third Rock From The Sun
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Joe Diffie |