She said, "I'm going out with my girlfriends
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For margaritas at the Holiday Inn"
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Oh have mercy my only thought
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Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
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I told her put an extra layer on
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I know what happens when she drinks Patron
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Her closet's missing half the things she bought
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Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
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She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
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Lose an earring in her drink
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Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
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Drop a contact down the sink
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Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
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If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
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She might come home in a table cloth
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Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
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She can handle any champagne brunch
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A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
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Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
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But tequila makes her clothes fall off
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She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
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Lose an earring in her drink
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Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
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Drop a contact down the sink
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She don't mean nothing, she's just havin' fun
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Tomorrow she'll say, "Oh what have I done?"
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Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
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Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
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Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
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Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
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Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
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Joe Nichols |