There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano
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While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
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While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
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And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
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And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
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Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer
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She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system
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Says she got some time to stick around
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She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
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She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
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She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
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Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
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And then the motel manager comes by
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And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his hand
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And then he takes a little shit in his hand
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And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick
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Lady Shoes
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The Jesus Lizard |