Wake up Major
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And stitch on your hat,
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You fell outta bed and
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Then you landed in the cash.
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So what’s in your diary today?
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Call on your main man
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What can he do for you?
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Hang out with stupid
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So you can tell him what to do.
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Major this is your day.
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Living alone in a jar never gets you very far.
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He can Read your mind,
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Make you feel alright,
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Sgt. Major knows what you want.
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He knows what you are,
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One day you’ll be a star,
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Yeah, the major knows what you want
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Take out your paper
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And throw it away,
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Everything is useless
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Ain’t got a lot to say.
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Major, this is your way.
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The Major is drowning
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‘cause he opened his mouth,
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He starts to explain it
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But nothing’s coming out.
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Major, what can you say?
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I hope that you like who you are,
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'cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far.
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He can read your mind,
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Make you feel alright,
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Sgt. Major knows what you want.
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He knows what you are,
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One day you’ll be a star,
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Yeah, the Major knows what you want.
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I know you think that you made it,
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I know what I’m meant to say,
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But while you looked in the mirror
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I was getting away,
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To you there is nothing to say.
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He can read your mind,
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Make you feel alright,
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Sgt. Major knows what you want.
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He knows what you are,
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One day you’ll be a star,
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Yeah the major knows what you want.
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Woo Woo (X2)
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Sgt. Major
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| Jet |
