Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic, story’s about
|
Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring
|
A place where metalheads rule and Van Halen’s still cool
|
|
Well I admit, it ain’t Abu Dhabi,
|
But there’s cable here, Mc Donalds and topless bar
|
But what’s the point in entering this flea pit
|
When it’s known that the showgirl’s your best friend’s mom...
|
|
It must suck to live in Dorkshire
|
People with stupid grins
|
Women with hairy chins
|
Dorkshire town what a waste
|
|
Here we go, once again
|
We’re full of bitchcake talk, what’s the plan?
|
|
-----------------
|
Dorkshire
|
| Janez Detd |
