One day I will build a fountain
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Drink and never grow old
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Then I'll market an elixir
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that will eliminate the common cold
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Find your sickness on my list
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Pay up front and make a wish
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One day I will work with animals
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All the tests I'm gonna do
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All my stuff's completely natural
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And when we're done we'll boil 'em
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down for glue
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that we can use to re-adhere
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your lips to mine if you were here
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There's a lot I will never do
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Some fantastic, I know it's true
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But none as much as my want to be with you
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I can't stand to wait in line long
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So I built a new machine
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It just measures up the distance
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and then eliminates the folks between
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One day I'll construct a satellite
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and I'll name it after you
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'Cause you were the greatest friend of all
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except for when you split my lip in two
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To see the look upon your face
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as I launch you into space
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There's a lot I will never do
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Some fantastic, I know it's true
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But none as much as my want to be with you
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Bye-bye self-respect
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I haven't had much of it since you left
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I missed out on the best of you
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Some day I will find the secret
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to your social chemistry
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Then I'll print it on a t-shirt
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and it'll make you want to be with me
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If I wear it past your work
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you'll see other guys are jerks
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Much like pheromones for flies
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you will not avoid my eyes
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There's a lot I will never do
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Some fantastic, I know it's true
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But none as much as my want to be with you
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Bye-bye self-respect
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I haven't had much of it since you left
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I missed out on the best of you
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Some Fantastic
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Barenaked Ladies |