How come a man can fight and cuss and smoke and drink and chew
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Step out on their wives and do the things they shouldn't do
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But it's all right in the public's eye they say he's just a man
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But if a woman does one little thing she's not worth a
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Two whoops and a holler she's lower than a hound
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If she drinks or smokes or tells a joke she's a lowest thing in town
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A woman has to dress the kids and send them off to school
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And do her best in every way to live the golden rule
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The responsibility she has is much more than a man
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But if she does one little thing she's not worth a
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Two woops and a holler...
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[ steel ]
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If all the gals would stick by me we'd change the world around
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We'd make the men walk on their knees and sleep out on the ground
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What I'm really tryin' to say and I know you'll understand
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The women ought to rule the world cause the men ain't worth a
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Two woops and a holler they're lower than a hound
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I hope they croak it ain't no joke they're the lowest thing in town
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They're the lowest thing in town
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Two Whoops And A Holler
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Jean Shepard |