WAKE UP! Miss toadstool,
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It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa
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i'm a turtle as you see, a little slow and a little green.
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But on the whole I'd say, "Super duper."
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Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened. (ooh ooh)
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But if you knew just why you're here... Your fear would just be heightened! So lets just say,
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Ignorance is bliss.
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Oh well, I hate to be a bummer... I brought you here to bring me plumbers.
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You know those brothers oh what's their names?
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Oh yes!
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Mario, and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queezy.
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I'd like to take that monkey wrench.
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I'd play my own game.
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Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided. (ooh ooh)
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I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait!
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I can't wait.
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Ignorance is bliss.
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With my magic books I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power
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until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel.
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My only problem with these spells is that I know not what they tell
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so every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools.
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Princess toadstool, you're not so clever (ooh ooh)
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All your words are alphabet soup, but a picture tells it better.
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I'll say it again!
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Ignorance is bliss
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Haven't you heard?
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A picture's worth a thousand words
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You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress
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I can't believe you waste time with these books.
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You remind me of my kid sister. She read so much she got a blister.
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A big one!
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I mean big!
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On her brain!
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What a shnook!
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I'd like to get my hands.
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Just one time with a monkey wrench
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I'd fix their plumbing
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Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened. (so misguided)
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If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.
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Princess Toadstool, Your not so clever. (picture says it better)
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All your words are alphabet soup. A picture tells it better.
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For the last time!
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On second thought I think I've made my point.
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Ignorance Is Bliss
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Jellyfish |