(Ahh mate)
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I'm back
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Like I never left
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I'm here at your in-convenience
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I'm back
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Like I never left
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I'm here at your in-convenience
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(So Steve, Steve. Where did you grow up?
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Upper Clapton, Hackney
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(How old were you when you first started rapping?)
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I was 18
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(Who are your major influences?)
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Are you serious?
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Your Mum
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I ain't answering anymore of your questions
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You know what?
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I have a question
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Hmm
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Whose idea was it to get in the charts
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By rhyming over Hungarian dance mu-sic
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And why would I make dance mu-sic
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When I can't dance to it?
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I'm the anecdote to that shit
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Bringing back this rap shit
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Soon as I'm done calling this bulimic-a-fat bitch
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I'll be saving the day and renegade with a dog
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Playing fetch
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Watching him chase a grenade (pow)
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Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno
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If I ever again get mistaken for a Cluedo
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Character
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I'm gonna have to unleash some amateur judo
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I just took a shit and now I can't find any loo roll
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Two flows
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For everyone that you got
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Too hot
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I do squat
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Diddily
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And do more than you do when you do lots
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Do lots
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Do women do for me what they do not do for you?
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Maybe it's got something to do with my new watch
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That's it!
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(I'm back)
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I'm back
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(Like I never left)
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Like I never left
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(I'm here at your)
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I'm here at your
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(In-convenience)
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In-convenience
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(I'm back)
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I'm back
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(Like I never left)
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Like I never left
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(I'm here at your)
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I'm here at your
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(In-convenience)
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In-convenience
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I have a question
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Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route?
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When I'm a meanie
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Born to instigate fumes
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I'm the morning, midday and evening news
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And I started a trend
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Mike got his teeth fixed too
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(Mike Skinner)
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If you're wondering where I've been at
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Kicked back with a six-pack
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Of becks on a bench
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Sunbathing in a hijab
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Give me a Tic-Tac
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I just had a pack of Nik Naks
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Thanks
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Now I'll turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe
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Mish, mash, mosh-pit
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Whenever I drop shit
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It's hot shit
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I just won a race with an ostrich
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Obnoxious, preposterous, looney, a damn nutter
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If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my Grandmother (ah! )
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I live life without an ounce of logic
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I like my wrist so much
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I spent a house deposit on it
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Vomit and then I drink more wine
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Then I broke a bowl
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And hope the Hospital gives me morphine
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How do you spend your time?
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(I'm back)
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I'm back
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(Like I never left)
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Like I never left
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(I'm here at your)
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I'm here at your
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(In-convenience)
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In-convenience
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(I'm back)
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I'm back
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(Like I never left)
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Like I never left
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(I'm here at your)
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I'm here at your
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(In-convenience)
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In-convenience)
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I don't have a question
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Nope
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When it comes to competition
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I'm burying them
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Better to bury them
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Then have them getting lairy again
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They want it with me like they want it with malaria
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Like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry'd again
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I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack
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I wouldn't mind having a go on Caroline's-
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Actually
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I promise to never be so vulgar
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To never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova
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I swear
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(I'm back)
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I'm back
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(Like I never left)
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Like I never left
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(I'm here at your)
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I'm here at your
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(In-convenience)
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In-convenience
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(I'm back)
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I'm back
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(Like I never left)
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Like I never left
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(I'm here at your)
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I'm here at your
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(In-convenience)
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In-convenience
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I think I've got it out of my system now
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(You sure?)
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I am once again ready to answer questions
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(Good, cause there's so much I've been wanting to ask you)
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About 8 inches
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(What?)
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At Your Inconvenience
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Professor Green |