Weird goings-on at the County Jail
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Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail
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He's strapped down to a swivel chair
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trying to swivel right out of there
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Pin-striped Sweet's in Cell 15
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Convinced his self it's all a dream
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He's got a pet black tabby cat
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that carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat
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The door flies open, in strides Geek
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Looking like the front page of Newsweek
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He says to Lou in a voice of glee,
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'What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me?'
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Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand up
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as green as a leaf in a tea-cup
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When on to Geek's back jumps a Stetson-hatted cat
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Which breaks Geek's neck like he was a rat
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Long gone Geek!
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Long Gone Geek
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