Maxine!! [Phone Rings]
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[Maxine:] Hello
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[Kon:] Can I speak to Maxine?
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[Maxine:] Yeah this is me what's up?
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[Kon:] What up?
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[Maxine:] Who dis?
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[Kon:] Denaun
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[Maxine:] Yeah what's up?
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[Kon:] What are you doing?
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[Maxine:] Nothing, just laying in bed
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[Kon:] Huh?
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[Maxine:] Nothing, just laying in bed
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[Kon:] Why?
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[Maxine:] I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do
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[Eminem]
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I know this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine
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She tests positive but tells you that her act's clean
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Plus she got a sugar daddy
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Asking every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
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If you mistook her sadly, on her reputation
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You're in jepordation, if you ain't got no preparation
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When you step away son, she got her face done
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Looking provocative, she'll let you knock it if
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You press the issue and get undressed to kiss you
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If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
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But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
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To go to the emergency cause it burns to pee
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Don't bring your germs to me, cause I ain't trying to hear it
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While your fighting you fucking disease trying to clear it (Maxine!!)
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[Kon Artis]
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Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose? In life that is
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To get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, shit
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You living trife, got three kids at home and club hopping every night
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You say it's gonna stop but it.. just.. slows.. down
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And then speeds back to a regular pace, there is no end to this
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Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
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You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
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When you got niggas hiding in your closet
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I refrain from getting angry but you keep on that strangely
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[3]
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I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked me
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So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
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And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas
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Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
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I stepped to her first I cleared my throat and said "Hey Bitch..
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Haven't I seen you before?", looked at my nigga
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Turned around and got slapped throughout my hands
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And said "Oh it's like that?"
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She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
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She started crying, and asked me to forgive her and shit
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She said her name was Maxine, so I told her I wanted her number
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She asked could I give her mine two
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Got to the crib and called her up
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We got into a good conversation that's when she asked me could I fuck
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I said "Maxine check this out,
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Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out"
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Got to the crib she let me in
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She didn't waste time she grabbed my hand and proceeded to the bedroom
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I said "Hold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing things"
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What the fuck are you doing?
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So I went for my protection, took off my clothes and started flexing
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As she went for my midsection
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I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
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Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about putting in work
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Before I hit it she said
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"3 don't get mad but there's something that I gotta tell your ass"
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I said "What is it, another nigga? It's ok"
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She said "No I forgot to tell you, that I got AIDS"
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I got up out
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[Kon:] Hey, Maxine
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[Maxine:] What
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[Kon:] You thinking about sucking my dick?
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[Maxine:] Yeah for a small price
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[Kon:] For a small price? What you mean?
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[Maxine:] You know, money nigga
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[Kon:] You don't need no damn money,
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I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shit.
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[Maxine: (laughing)] What you, what you hear I got?
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[Kon:] AIDS
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[Maxine: (laughing)] Who told you that bullshit?
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[Kon:] My nigga Kyu, he wouldn't lie
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[Maxine:] Well if that's the case, Kyu got it then
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[Kon:] Oh for real, it's like that?
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[Maxine: (laughing)] Well I ain't got shit,
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so he ain't got shit, and if he do, he ain't get that shit from me,
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I ain't fucking around with no 3rd nigga
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[Kon:] Fuck that, I ain't fucking with you
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[Maxine:] No, see..
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[Kon:] You got that shit, I ain't gotta fuck with you
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[Maxine:] Hold on, why it ain't even like that
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[Kon:] I want ya'll to get paid, fucking..
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[Maxine: (laughing as the phone hangs up)]
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Maxine
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