Jarvis Cocker:
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Help the aged, one day they were just like you,
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drinking, smoking cigs and sniffing glue.
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help the aged
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Ali G: help the motherfuckin aged
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Jarvis: don't just put them in a home
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Ali G: don't put them in a mo fo home
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Jarvis: can't have much fun in there all on their own
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[Ali starts scratchin]
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(your technique is very strange)
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Ali G:
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Me nan is 63 her name be Sheila
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she always on the phone to her muvafuckin dealer
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she walks ghetto style; she always wears fila
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she still get jiggy in her boyfriend's three-wheeler
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Ali G: me say O A P
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Jarvis: yeah you know me
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Ali G: me said O A P
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Jarvis: yeah you know me
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Ali G: me said O A P
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Jarvis: yeah you know me
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Ali G: me said O A and the double P Yo!
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Ali G:
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Me nan can't live on a little pension
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she smoke the herb jus to ease the tension
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she got a leak in a place I won't mention
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the NHS call it water retention
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bim bimmer who stole me nan's zimmer
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bim bimmer who stole me nan's zimmer
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bim bimmer who stole me nan's zimmer
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it don't matter now she is three stone slimmer
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Jarvis: help the aged,
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Ali G: west-side in the house
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Jarvis: cos one time they were just like you
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Ali G: keep of the crack, keep off the crack
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Jarvis: help the aged
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Ali G: Respect yer nan
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Jarvis: help the aged, cos one day you'll be older too
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Ali G: shake your batty boy, shake your batty, shake your batty
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Jarvis: help the aged
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Ali G: Jarvis, the famous batty, shakin the batty
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Jarvis: help the aged
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Ali G: Help yourself
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Jarvis: help the aged
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Help the Aged (Ali G Remix)
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