It's that time of year for goin' SHOPPIN
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It's that time of year for seein' GRANDMA
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It's that time of year for lying to CHILDREN
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That's right, Santa doesn't exist
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It's that time of year for hatin' FRUITCAKE
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It's that time of year for drinkin' EGG NOG
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It's that time of year for bakin' a MINCE PIE
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Betcha money by the end of the year you'll be FAT
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Toys a plenty and choo-choo trains
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Summer sausage and candy canes
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Wal-mart santa coin donations
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Salvation Army dedications
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[Chorus]
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Buy!
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Consumers gotta
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Buy!
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Consumers gotta
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Buy!
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Consumers hit the malls, and drive the economy
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Buy!
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Consumers gotta
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Buy!
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Consumers gotta
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Buy!
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Consumers do your stuff, and make us all glad to be home!
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It's that time of year for hanging STOCKINGS
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It's that time of year for GINGERBREAD MEN
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It's that time of year for getting a FAKE TREE
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Decorate or you're not gonna eat
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It's that time of year for watching RE-RUNS
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It's that time of year for roasting CHESTNUTS
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It's that time of year for opening PRESENTS
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Don't forget, better clean up the mess that YOU MADE
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Christmas music overplayed
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Every minute of every day
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Find a present for your mother
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Then your dad and then your brother!
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[Chorus]
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It's that time of year for cheesy SWEATERS
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It's that time of years for fuzzy EARMUFFS
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It's that time of year for footed PAJAMAS
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You know the ones with the hole in the butt
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It's that time of year for family DRAMA
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It's that time of year for lots of DRUG USE
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It's that time of year for having a BREAKDOWN
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Holidays are the days that will make you hate life
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Holiday Hate
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