I know I promised I'd write you a love song
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But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
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Because love is pathetic
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but seventy proof is no less than poetic
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You look your best when my vision is blurry
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that's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
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Because love is emetic
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but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it
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Drink 'till you're crazy
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Dance 'till you're sick
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Take off your bra
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Give it to the 'stick
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Drink 'till your're crazy
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Dance 'till you're sick
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Acknowledge the dumb
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Give in to the 'stick
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I can't see, now I have to pee
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and I can't count to three
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but I can count to JAGERMEISTER!
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YEAH!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!!
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WHEW!
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Drink 'till you're crazy
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Dance 'till you're sick
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Take off your bra
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Give it to the 'stick
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Drink 'till you're crazy
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Dance 'till you're sick
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Acknowledge the dumb
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Give in to the 'stick
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Jagermeister Love Song
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Psychostick |