Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE
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All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
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Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
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And I wanted me a new guitar
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With EMGs and a whammy bar
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I don't know why thats so much to ask
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I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass because
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[Chorus]
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Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
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Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
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Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
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Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
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LIES.
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All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
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With a stuardess named Angelina Jolie
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But Santa has forsaken me
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And I wanted just like every year
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A new liver and a truck of beer
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I've been so nice and real patient too
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But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
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[Chorus]
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Santa brought a lot of socks
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Jolly Old Sadist
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| Psychostick |
