One, two, three, four, five, six
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Seven
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I dunno
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Here we go
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Tearin' down the road doin' ninety
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in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas
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I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a
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Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast
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I saw the red and blue in my rear view
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So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
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He looked at me in the nose and said:
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"Son, do you realize your tires are round?"
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And I said:
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"PLUH!"
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(in the background) "Uhhh....What'd you say?"
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Stupid....G-Guy, I SAID PLUH!
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Walkin' down the streets in my
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running shoes lookin' for a shoestore
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So that I can find myself parking spot
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I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing
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but his boxers
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And a cap that said:
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"I like tater tots."
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He said something in Latin
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that I didn't understand
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And I thought the worst until
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he pointed at my wrist
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Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
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So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:
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--"Pluh"
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(in the background) "I still don't get it"
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(mumbled)"what the, fucking"
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"I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!"
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"What the, get that wicky-wack shit out of my music!"
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"Okay, Okay"
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"This is heavy"
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"Yep"
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If there ever was a word that you heard
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SO ABSURD
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It could take the place of ANYTHING
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that you could say
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Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question
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Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!
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So remember the next time you forget
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What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence-
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Don't strain your brain to remember the word
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Instead look 'em right in the nose and
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Tell 'em that the answer is:
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"PLUH!"
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(in background) "Oh I get it!"
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"Yeah, now you know"
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"I SAID PLUH!"
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*belch*
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"Yeah, beat that"
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"Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
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Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
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Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
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Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
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Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
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Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
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Pluh"
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"Yes I said PLUH, PLUH, Pluh!"
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"Satan, Satan"
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Indistinguishable mumbling and screaming
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Pluh
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Psychostick |