If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
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If you engage in spam, there's something you should know
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That I will hunt you down
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And I'll destroy you!
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Burn in hell!
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I get online, then notice I have email
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I click my inbox, and see, ah what the fuck?
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20 emails, all coming from the same guy
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I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size
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And what is this? I won a brand new XBOX?
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I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups!
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Try to close 'em, my PC takes a shit on me
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There is no rubber for electronic STD's
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For every spam I get
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I'm gonna make you eat your own shit!
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For every spam I get
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I'm gonna choke you with your own dick!
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Thank you for ruining the internet... fuck face
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Thank you for ruining the internet... donkey balls
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Thank you for ruining the internet... cooter cream
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Thank you for ruining the internet... dick!
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I get rebooted, and get back to my email
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I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom
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Keep on searching for anything legitimate
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I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
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And what is this? Shania Twain all nekkid!!
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I click the link and I get dicks on the screen!
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Endless dickage, colossal disappointment
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I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
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For every spam I get
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I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
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For every spam I receive
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You're gonna get to gargle your pee
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For every spam I get later
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I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater
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For every spam you send me
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I'm gonna do... something... like... really not good...
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Thank you for ruining the internet... shit lick
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Thank you for ruining the internet... penis steak
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Thank you for ruining the internet... anal butter
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Thank you for ruining the internet... cunt!
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You've Got Mail Enhancement
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Psychostick |