My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
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I wanna drive you off a cliff
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Watch you crash into a ravine
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For the things you did to me, you...
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STUPID CAR!
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I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
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Blow yer damn engine back to hell
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Where I know you're from.
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Piece of JUNK!
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You aren't even worth the tow
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To a junkyard or a place
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Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...
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WISH YOU'D DIE!
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Oh nevermind, you always do.
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Could you tell me how much longer it will be
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Until I'm rid of you?
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I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
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My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
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I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
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So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!
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You leak more than a newborn baby
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I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
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Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
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Such wondrous variety of problems galore
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Will there be a time
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When I know I can drive
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Without my car breaking down?
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And will I ever see
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It start consistently
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Without the pain and the suffering
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(Stupid fucking car, stupid fucking car) x3
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My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
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I ought to give you a swift kick
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In the muffler, in the tire
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Or where ever I desire you...
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STUPID CAR!
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You never get me very far when
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You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin
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PIECE OF CRAP!
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I guess you want a piece of me
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Since you're leaving all your pieces
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In the middle of the street
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You heap of JUNK!
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
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I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you
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I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
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The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
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Your miles are approaching seven digits
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May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key
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I'm guess I'm just a little angry
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But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
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You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
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Has your car ever made you think about suicide?
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Two Ton Paperweight
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Psychostick |