What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts?
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You would be like "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts."
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What if your hands were made of hotpockets?
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You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.
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What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?
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What if you peed out of your nose?
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What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
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What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world,
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just like the world you started with?
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What if another world then ate the world made of doughnuts,
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making all the doughnut people pissed?
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What if your face was made of bumblebees?
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You would be like "Dude, this really sucks, I do not want a face made out of bumblebees."
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What if your dad was made of rainbows?
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You would be like "OMG that's lame, I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots."
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What if your pool was filled with applesauce?
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What if a hotdog was your tongue?
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What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three-meat jambalaya?
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What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?
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And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?
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What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like "Awww, look at the puppy dog.
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Wahh, come here, come here, Awww, whatch'ya doin little guy?
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Whatch'ya doin? Who's the puppy dog, you're the puppy dog, he's a puppy dog, the puppy doggies!"
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Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
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What if your butt was on your chest?
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What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?
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What if the world was made of other...
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